Birthday Suit

Everyone around me is having babies and registering for their showers. TRUST ME, I'm far from jealous but the little kid in me wants to know why we can't, as grown ups register for our birthdays. Can I tell you, I have a LIST of ridiculous things I want but my poor hubby would pass out if I spent money on them. Wouldn't the world be a happier place if we could ask for and  receive exactly what we wanted?! Not elaborate things (Range Rover with pink leather and diamond rims....). LITTLE things. Here's my birthday 2015 list. Let me know if you think I'm insane....

1. Selfie stick. Are you kidding me? TWO please. 

2.  A CASE of sour patch kids. Sam's Club, yall. Time to be proactive. 

3. Three pairs of sunglasses. Three. I lose things. I break things. My own two children take better care of things than I do. I try. But I fail..... Better give me four...

4. Bacon anything. Bacon. Bacon flavored cookies. Bacon popcorn. A pig. I don't care. Just bacon. 

5.  Mary Kay waterproof eyeliner that comes in a pot. If I was ever on survivor I would totally bring that ish with me. It's thick and nothing gets rid of it. Think war paint. Or decent makeup for a sweaty mother of two kids, a hamster, three dogs and a bearded dragon and King Elmo. 

6.  Chap stick. I use that stuff so much it's like crack to me. I had a three hour procedure done at the dentist yesterday and I almost lost my shit bc my lips felt scratchy and numb and I couldn't 'moisturize'. 

7.  Benadryl. Sounds insane but hear me out. I'm like the Mexican version of my Big Fat Greek Wedding (windex).  Watch the movie if u have no idea what I'm saying. Benadryl cures everything. Insomnia. The sniffles. Headaches. And they're pink. Everyone wins. 

My birthday is October 25. Countdown starts now. Get shopping. :)

XOXO

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