Wordless Wednesday (a day late..)

Wordless Wednesday

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Ode to my Heating Pad

Ode to my Heating Pad

You are so warm and very squishy,

I like to feel you on my tushie

Your heated surface can do no wrong,

I could lay on you and sing a song.

My back feels better with every surge,

My painful spasms you do purge.

Please oh please keep my tail bone warm,

I will coo at you in meow cat form.

The relief you give me is delicious. 

Zebra cakes are quite nutritious. 

Stay in my life, till death do us part. 

Please don't judge me if I fart. 

I feel so warm and quite relieved.

The feeling is just like I peed. 

Warm sensations every where. 

In my knees, and in my hair. 

Heating pad I love you so,

Let's go sleep next to our Elmo.